Look what I made!!
my chopsticks know i’m white
If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong
New stills from The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.
THANK 👏 YOU 👏
Always catch the wand in mid-air. No matter what.
It’s fine to live in the now. But the best thing about now is that there’s another one tomorrow. I’m going to start making them count.
[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]
Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN
[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]